Enjoy Cleaning Day!

Annoyed at seeing your home get dirty? Not any more: next time your house needs cleaning make it a fun experience. I'm a handsome, friendly man who will clean your home wearing anything you want--or nothing at all.

What I Wear The majority of my clients prefer that I work totally naked. Having a strong exhibitionistic flair that suits me fine. For those who like something left to the imagination or maybe a bit of fantasy here are a few suggestions from requests I've had:   - jock strap   - ragged, worn cutoffs   - loin cloth (a la Tarzan)   - jockeys, boxers, or bikini underwear   - work boots and construction hat   - black leather 'gladiator skirt'   - apron and bow tie Use your imagination. It's completely up to you.

The Art of Cleaning

I have experience in professional cleaning and am trained in the proper use and handling of cleaning chemicals since I previously owned and managed a cleaning company. I am skilled at cleaning quickly, efficiently, and with great quality. I am familiar with cleaning products: which ones do the best job, which ones may damage particular surfaces. My business is registered in Victoria and I am licensed by the City of Vancouver.

My professional background has given me knowledge of which products are of the best quality to be powerful cleaners, have low environmental impact, and minimal toxicity. I arrive at your home bringing everything I need to do the job excluding a vacuum cleaner. For any vacuuming you will need to provide a machine. You likely won't recognize most of my cleaning products since they are commercial brands which are superior to retail store products.

Unlike many cleaners I have no list of 'don'ts'. I will clean anything in your house you want. Yes, that does include the windows.